Paris Hilton & Ryan Seacrest team up

- Paris Hilton. Ryan Seacrest. Teaming up. Bad Idea [Defamer]

- Tara Reid isn’t engaged after all. And we’re kinda bummed for her [Dlisted]
- No matter what else is going on in her life, Madonna always makes it to the gym the next day [Lainey Gossip]
- Jessica Simpson changes her number so her exes can’t contact her. Which implies… that her exes would want to contact her. Confusing [Fafarazzi]
- A Catholic priest at the University of Illinois was arrested for selling cocaine from his office [Bossip]
- Could Angelina be getting another Oscar? [PopEater]
- “Crash the Movie, now “Crash” the TV Show” [Pajiba]
- Gerard Butler did some crazy shizz in his 20s [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Matthew McConaughey has been exercising so fanatically since the birth of his son, you’d think he was the one who grew a baby for nine months [PopSugar]
- Kim Kardashian was caught speeding through a school zone in L.A. Who says Kardashians only care about themselves? [Celebslam]
- Who knew Eva Longoria was a fruit fly? Plus: best new definition of the day [Websters is my Bitch]
- Jenny McCarthy looks adorable, even when she’s just drinking juice [The Bastardly]
- Katherine McPhee looks purdy. We don’t know what else she’s supposed to do, but at least she does a god job at that [The Blemish]
- Rob & Sheryl Lowe say their nanny scared their kids to death. In other news, Rob & Sheryl Lowe the only ones still talking/caring about this [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- It’s not fair to let someone as beautiful as Adriana Lima work on Ugly Betty (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- The grossest photos of Mini Me I have ever seen. Yes, even worse than the video (nsfw) [Evil Beet]
-Drunken celebrity photos - because who doesn’t need more of those? [CityRag]
- In the smartest move she’s even made, Heather Mills denies novel rumors [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Studio is rushing to put out Britney Spears’ new CD by December [Hollywood Rag]
- Pics from Blake Lively’s surprisingly classy 21st birthday party [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- The posters for Al Pacino and Robert De Niro’s new movie mysteriously forget to include 50 Cent [Agent Bedhead]
- Elizabeth Taylor is out boozing it up again. Harlot. [Crazy Days and Nights]
- The London tabloids are pretty sure Amy Winehouse is going to be dead by the end of the weekend [WWTDD]
- Janet Jackson apparently forgot what year this is. Not that the eighties weren’t good to her [The Skinny]
- With thousands of dollars and several expensive surgeries, your boobs can do what Danielle Llyod’s do too [Derek Hail]
- “Five Possible Roles For The Two New Lost Cast Members” [Best Week Ever]
- “A Look At Sarah Palin’s Hobbies” - spoiler: a lot of animals die [Mollygood]
- I honestly can’t tell who’s who: Brooke Hogan And Hulk’s girlfriend [Jezebel]
- Lindsay puts a little of herself in her Ugly Betty Character [ShowHype]
- T.I.’s baby mama wants more money. Or at least her lawyers do [Defamer]
- Lindsay Lohan (supposedly) wants Mark Ronson as her sperm donor [Bild.de]